6 miscellaneous pool "floaties"
1 big green lawn, suitable for running around
3 days worth of awesome food (including this and this
Rook cards and Ticket to Ride
10 lbs of junk food
1 broken toe
trips to the beach, as needed
Combine all in a big house. Garnish with a silly talent show, bubble-blowing and a giant parachute.
Pics to come.